Below, you will find some of the reviews we have received
from some of our customers
OVER A DECADE OF PADDLE MAKING EXPERIENCE
OUR BEAUTY MAKES AN IMPACT!
Just wanted to thank you again for your incredibly beautiful work! I couldn't wait to give my husband his "presents" last night, and he loves them
too--says they fit perfectly in his hand with just the right "turn" and weight. He's partial to the stringman wood spanking paddle, at least for now--I suffered
through many jokes about the "notes" he was able to draw out with this guitar shaped wood spanking paddle! And you are so right about smooth,
rounded edges and pillowing you take such care with--I never realized how the edges of other wood spanking paddles "bit" so much til trying yours! As I
said, you've ruined me for anything else! Can't wait to get the new ones I ordered! Please keep letting me know about others that you think I'll like.
Take care,
Mary
Before I even felt the wood spanking paddle's impact on my bottom, I got to feel the fine craftsmanship in my own hands. The wooden spanking paddle
felt light, but dense, with a beautifully, smooth texture. The edges were perfectly rounded, the whole wood spanking paddle was a model of pure art. The
impact of the wooden spanking paddle on my bottom made a wonderfully crisp sound and felt strong and stingy. This wooden spanking paddle would not
be one to break during an intense scene. Truly delightful!
Tara aka SearchingT27
Thank You Costalkitty!
Having been on the receiving end of several of kitty's exotic wood spanking paddles, I can tell you that not only are they handsome, unique and
finely crafted implements, they also make quite an impression on an upturned bare bottom. I highly recommend this company’s work to anyone who
loves beautiful and effective CP toys.
A Well-Disciplined Male Customer
Spanksville, USA
"Hi, it's Damion Pankhurst (guy in Canada you sent a new Bottom Lover wooden spanking paddle to last week). Got to try it out on a very deserving
bottom today and I must say it is the best wooden spanking paddle I have ever used. You've got a return customer here.
Thanks!
DP."
It is here and it is amazing! The workmanship (work womanship?) on this wooden spanking paddle is just beautiful, you truly are an artist Kitty. I can't
believe how it feels in my hands, the finish has what I can only describe as a silk feeling to it. So smooth and touchable, do you know what I mean? I am
sure I will not think it feels anything like silk when I feel it land you know where! I love it, thank you for picking me out such a gorgeous wooden spanking
paddle. The patterns in the wood are so delicate and interesting, reminds me of when I lay out in the yard and look up at clouds. You know, how you can
see shapes in their structure? I look at the patterns in the wood, and one side looks like rolling waves on the ocean, on the other side when I hold it with
the guitar on top and the handle below, I see the face of a young foal, two ears, forelock, little eyes and a black muzzle. If you took photos, check it out!
Thank you so much, I will treasure it :)
This was from someone very well known within the industry who would like to have the name remain anonymous.
This was posted on a kink related social network on a thread for vendor reviews...
I recently purchased 2 wooden spanking paddles from kittysexoticpaddles and I am very happy with them. High quality craftsmanship, beautiful
woods available, unique designs, and great customer service. I highly recommend it!
This wood spanking paddle was a special order, and it is a real beauty. The blade has a beautiful, close grain with a satin finish that shimmers
when the light hits it right. The handle fits my hand very comfortably and the contrast of the lighter color handle with the dark pegs makes it really
stand out. I get a lot of compliments on its appearance as well as on its feel.
Speaking of which, this wood spanking paddle has enough weight to give it just a bit of thud, but most of the feeling is sting. It has a very sharp
feel on impact and leaves a nice warm afterburn. And the sound of it striking solid flesh is wonderful. When I'm using a wooden spanking paddle, I
can't spare any attention to the beauty of the wood, so the sound of my various tools is part of the enjoyment for me. This wooden spanking paddle
has a lovely sound.
This review is by a very good customer of mine that has purchased over thirty paddles from me. This is a review of one of the paddles he has.
At Kitty's Exotic Paddles, we create fine wood spanking paddles. We use exotic woods from around the world and we put hours
into finishing them. Our spanking paddles have no varnish or laquer on them. We sand them down to 4,000 grit, then polish them
on a polishing wheel and finish the process by oiling them and rubbing them down. The result is a gorgeous spanking paddle
with a super smooth, naturally shiny surface.
We create truly fine spanking implements for the decerning adult
spanking enthusiast. Please click on the door to your left and prepare for
a fun shopping experience filled with beautiful implements as well as
pictures of many of our prior creations in use.
CDDLVR wrote the following message to you:
"Hey Kitty ,
I just wanted to say thank you for making all your wonderful wooden spanking paddles. I have enjoyed being the bottom that has been spanked by them.
Please keep up the wonderful work."
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Having been a spanko for 20 something years I have bought a large number of wooden spanking paddles over time. One thing I learned very early on is
that there are a lot of big money fakers out there. Years ago it was pretty common to buy a “REAL WOOD!” spanking paddle that was being marketed on
some website or in a mail order catalog that was obtained from an ad in the back pages of Nugget magazine (anyone remember them?). When the
spanking paddle arrived, it quickly became apparent that it was nothing more than a piece of pressboard that had some kind of wood grain veneer
appliqué glued to the surface. These wood spanking paddles had a lifespan of maybe 40 or 50 swats during a play session. All this for $89.99 USD!
It was for this very reason that mom & pop shops sprang up on the web in the 90’s and 00’s and began to displace the big money fakers. One of the paddle
vendors whose name often comes up is Kitty of Kitty’s Exotic Paddles. Kitty makes handmade paddles from a variety of exotic woods, which she sells
directly over the web. Prices range from $35.00 to $120.00 USD with most paddles running about $45.00 or $50.00 USD. Kitty emphasizes that her
merchandise is all hand made.
For those of you who are saying, “Yeah, right, I’ve heard that one before!” all I can say is this; I’m one of the most cynical S.O.B.’s you could ever hope to
meet, which I am told is part of my charm. That said, I ordered 3 wooden spanking paddles from Kitty – a Flapjack, a Lil-Monster and a Stringman – really
not knowing what to expect. Kitty worked with me on the order and I found her communication and service to be excellent. When the spanking paddles
arrived, I opened the package expecting the worst and hoping for the best; I always do that. I think all the old-timers who got royally ripped off in the ‘80’s
and 90’s do.
What I found inside the package left me standing slack jawed. The spanking paddles were solid wood; there was no question of that. The woods
themselves held natural grain patterns and were highly polished. Although I don’t do woodworking myself, I know people who do and I’ve watched them
work. The sanding and the cut outs were done by a master craftsperson. By all appearances, these were legitimate.
While I’ve never done woodworking, I have worked on a lot of cars over the years, so my ears are tuned to find flaws through sound. Holding my left hand
to my left ear I used my right hand to test the paddles on my open left palm. I was listening for hollow sounds and indications of weak spots or possible
fracture points. The result of this test was nothing but a sore left hand. There were all of zero flaws with wood. No hollowing or evidence of putty filler; no
fracture points, nothing. Oh, and did I mention the weighting and balance of the paddles was as near perfect as is humanly possible?
Any old-timers who might have read the product reviews I posted on my old website back in the day know that I always, and I mean ALWAYS, find
something for a vendor to go over and review with their product; something to improve, some form of constructive criticism or feedback to offer. We have
now come to that part of the review. Kitty left me with an empty tank here. I got nothin’ for this part of the product review. It’s not because I came up short
in going over her product; it’s because the vendor went the full mile and then some. So, yeah, keep moving, people, nothing to see in this section…
Kitty’s product costs more, but is worth every penny. I even went back and bought some more paddles from her and I did so with no qualms, concerns or
mental notes to myself to “check on [fill in the blank] when the package arrives.” Kitty is the real deal. That’s why vendors such as Punished Brats and
Real Spankings feature her paddles when doing shoots with professional models.
Well (name removed) used the new wooden spanking paddle on me tonight, and this is what he said.
He finds the handle very nice, a left-hander and a right-hander both can use it easily, and he likes the sensual feel.
He said the range and control of the paddle is exceptional. He can tap me using his fingers, and then strike me harder--and his aims are accurate.
We both admire the high craftmanship--beautiful! Again, I really love the grain and the color.
I noted how the round end is a bit pointy. I think Kitty made it that way to allow the grain to remain fully in the spanking paddle (for the beauty as well) in
order to not fight the grain and risk cracking the wood. It doesn't affect the striking at all as it's beveled in very nicely.
As for me, it does carry both the thud and sting well. There's a 'warm' effect after the strike which sticks around for more than a few seconds. The cane is
like that, but only sharper and about 1-2 seconds. (name removed) said I responded well to the spanking paddle, and it does seem to have a deeper effect
on me like the cane--deeper in terms of how I respond emotionally.
Again, big thanks to you and Kitty!!
If I go to The Palms dinner, I'll try and show it off.
Hugs!
--stealth
This is a review from a customer who requested that she stay nameless:
I just wanted to take a moment and let you know how impressed my hubby and I were with your paddles! The first one I ordered from you was the
"AngelMaker" spanking paddle in Padeo and do fully agree with your description, as it stings like the blazes, but as you stated does not have deep
impact. The wood was flawless and so very smooth and as you stated in your descriptions of how you make your paddles there were no edges at all. I
had read your interview on Cherry Red and I now understand first hand what "pillow shaping " means and " the value to my bottom that creates ", as it
causes a more firm ,even, contact feel and does not put edge marks, so to speak, on you as other paddles we have used have done. The second paddle
we ordered from you was the "Fratman Jr" spanking paddle in the Gemini Version and once again we were both overwhelmed with the quality and the
beauty of the woods used, which were the Australian Leopardwood and the Australian Canary wood. The paddle was so beautiful to look at that I was not
prepared for something that looked so pretty to be so mean lol. The "Gemini" has become my husbands favorite as it gives sting and impact and he
enjoys being able to flip sides and surprise me so to speak. Prior to ordering from you I had ordered other items off the internet and hubby was never
impressed with them and thought they were a waste of money but I kept looking everywhere for a paddle that would provide the " feel I was yearning for,
the release I needed that a long spanking can give, but could seldom achieve due to skin damage the other spanking paddles caused. With the other
spanking paddles my hubby would end up having to stop as the wood would literally take the skin off and made him feel horrible while leaving me still
needing more but unable to get due to skin breakage. Since receiving your spanking paddles there is no longer an issue with skin damage just a few well
earned blisters lol and I must admit sometimes I want to thank you and some times curse you, as long spankings are now possible lol. By the way can't
wait to receive the new Fratboy spanking paddle and hubby has no hesitation on spending money on your paddles as you have won my "vanilla hubby
over thru your quality workmanship and my improved disposition ". Thanks again for all the time and obviously loving care you put into each spanking
paddle you create.
Casey Calvert:
I am soooo absolutely in love with your wood spanking paddles!!!!! Really, I never thought I liked wood until I met you. So, anytime you need to
borrow my butt for some pictures, I'm in.
I can vouch for the the exquisite workmanship put into every piece that Kitty makes. I have tried LOTS of paddles and none have the beauty,
balance, and silky finish of the incredible woods that Kitty selects. I use my toys HARD , and these paddles hold up beautifully and have converted
dozens of new paddle enthusiast's :) I will never use a store bought mass produced lacquered piece of junk again. I am a lifelong convert to the
true connoisseur's paddles from Kitty !
PhotoDave